i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i laf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i laf again

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body … o, sorry, wrong number

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you

You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

This is your boss: “You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds.”

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

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