Text Messages Joke

A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers…
and demanded a ransom of $500000 or else they will burn them with kerosene…
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

One day i read smoking is bad, i stopped smoking.
one day i read drinking is bad, i stopped drinking.
one day i read SEX is bad, i stopped reading

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