Funny Text Messages » text jokes http://www.textjokesdaily.com free sms jokes Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:42:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Funny Text Messages 1 http://www.textjokesdaily.com/funny-text-messages-1/13/ http://www.textjokesdaily.com/funny-text-messages-1/13/#comments Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:09:32 +0000 admin http://www.textjokesdaily.com/?p=13 An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

A group of elephants were
sitting on the street. A sexy
female elephant passes by…
What does the loafer elephant say?
Wow… 3600-2400-3600

chicken and egg in bed,
chicken has head on pillow smoking.
Egg rolls over annoyed saying”i guess we answered that question”

life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it

r mosquitoes religious?
YES
They first sing over u
& then prey on you

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TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Your face is such a mess, why don’t you get your dog something different to chew on ?

All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too…

Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? …Okay, then can we just practice?

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks your an asshole…

If you wanna be a hippie, put you flower in your pipi…

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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