Funny Text Messages
Wednesday, January 5th, 2011Lolita called up Boris: Come on over, there?s nobody home.
Boris reached Lolita’s home, No body was home.
You don’t know how precious you are to me.
When you cry, I cry
When you laugh, I laugh
When you jump out of the window?
I look down & I’m still laughing.
God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested
Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?