Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s s3xual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams……
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too…