DON’T LOVE A FRIEND LIKE A FLOWER,
BECAUSE A FLOWER DIES IN SEASON.
LOVE THEM LIKE RIVER, BESAUSE A RIVER FLOWS
FOREVER….HAVE A NICE DAY

He came to me one nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
and had his fill
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F IN MOSQUITO
yoU Dirty Mind

Which part of mans body has no bone, full of veins, pumps liquid, and responsible for making love?
Answer: HEART, but I love the way you think.

If you’re hurt, cheer up! Don’t just cry on the side it wouldn’t help you! Instead, go on with you’re life!
Remember?! You were once the strongest sperm of your dad.

Six parts of men that is useless:
Adam’s apple that cannot eaten, two nipples with out milk, two eggs you cannot fry, and a bird that cannot fly!

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A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.
do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

Its not the length, its not the size, its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but how often u can make it spit!

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me…but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down,
can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

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