Funny Text Messages

sky is very high,
but that is blue,
I am missing sombody,
that is you.

DON’T LOVE A FRIEND LIKE A FLOWER,
BECAUSE A FLOWER DIES IN SEASON.
LOVE THEM LIKE RIVER, BESAUSE A RIVER FLOWS
FOREVER….HAVE A NICE DAY

He came to me one nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
and had his fill
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F IN MOSQUITO
yoU Dirty Mind

Which part of mans body has no bone, full of veins, pumps liquid, and responsible for making love?
Answer: HEART, but I love the way you think.
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Little Girl:”Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a p3nis like a peanut”
Mommy:”u mean its small?”
Little Girl:”No its salty”

A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.
do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
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