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    • ]]>     Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams……

    My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too…

    Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? …Okay, then can we just practice?

    I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

    Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks your an asshole…

    If you wanna be a hippie, put you flower in your pipi…

    Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

    Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!

    It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

    Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

    First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

    Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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