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		<description><![CDATA[What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave. Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need. Girls are like phones, we like to be held [...]


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TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.</p>
<p>Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.</p>
<p>Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you&#8217;ll be disconnected!</p>
<p>A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know what makes you so dumb but it really works</p>
<p>Your face is such a mess, why don&#8217;t you get your dog something different to chew on ?</p>
<p>All day I thought of you&#8230;.I was at the zoo.</p>


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