Halloween Jokes
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
It was his bat.
What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang.
Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
They would only let him be BAT boy!
Why didn’t Dracula get married?
He never met a nice Ghoul!
What does a vampire fear most?
Tooth decay
What is Transylvania?
Dracula’s terror-tory
Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula