Halloween Jokes

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
It was his bat.

What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang.

Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
They would only let him be BAT boy!

Why didn’t Dracula get married?
He never met a nice Ghoul!

What does a vampire fear most?
Tooth decay

What is Transylvania?
Dracula’s terror-tory

Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula