Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: What’s brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who’s been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn’t find the recipe.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a bottle of beer?
A: The beer won’t get jealous when you have another!

Q: What’s the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A: The rooster says “cock-a-doodle-doo!”, and the blonde says, “Any cock’ll do!”

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: It kept falling out!

Q: Why does a blonde drive a BMW?
A: Cuz she can spell it…

Q: Why didn’t the blonde change her babys diaper for a month?
A: Because the package said good for up to one month.

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Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women?
A: magnets have a positive side

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.”

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
“I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy’s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”

Our last fight was my fault:
My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?”
I said, “Dust.”

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A group of elephants were
sitting on the street. A sexy
female elephant passes by…
What does the loafer elephant say?
Wow… 3600-2400-3600

chicken and egg in bed,
chicken has head on pillow smoking.
Egg rolls over annoyed saying”i guess we answered that question”

life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it

r mosquitoes religious?
YES
They first sing over u
& then prey on you

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Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Your face is such a mess, why don’t you get your dog something different to chew on ?

All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too…

Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? …Okay, then can we just practice?

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks your an asshole…

If you wanna be a hippie, put you flower in your pipi…

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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