Funny Text Messages » free funny sms http://www.textjokesdaily.com free sms jokes Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:42:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Free Funny SMS http://www.textjokesdaily.com/free-funny-sms/19/ http://www.textjokesdaily.com/free-funny-sms/19/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:05:32 +0000 admin http://www.textjokesdaily.com/?p=19 Man runs home and shouts:
“Pack your Bag Honey!
I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary.”
Wife: “Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?”
Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost…

Q: What is the similarity
between SEX and SHOPPING?
A: MAN can not hold both
for more than 5 minutes.

A Guy picks up a girl 4
the date, Why are u wearing
ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that
I wouldn’t let you touch me
below my belt.

Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: Cuz its there way of saying,
‘In memory of those who were buried
here!

Boy: I am not rich like James, I don’t even have a big car like James. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about James..

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