A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

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A boy asked his mom where do babies come from and the mom said the stork,
then the boy said who has s*x with the stork?

A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off & says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?
So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these!

Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.
Now move it left and right.
Well done!
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Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
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A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
how often u can make it spit!

He came 2 me 1 nite… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill… wen satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO

Students of 5th class asked teacher:
can we have kids?”
Teacher replied ”Never”
Boy said to girl :
I told you not to worry

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