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What’s the difference between your job and your wife?Your job still sucks after five years!

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
how often u can make it spit!

He came 2 me 1 nite… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill… wen satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO

Students of 5th class asked teacher:
can we have kids?”
Teacher replied ”Never”
Boy said to girl :
I told you not to worry

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