Funny Text Messages

What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !

Christmas is the season of love and share so here’s a list of lovely messages that you can share to your love ones.

Wen a big, fat, hairy man comes in ur room at nyht and put you in a bag, dont be afraid! Ive told Santa i want you for Christmas!

A blessed Christmas to you! A silent night,a star above,a blessed gift of hopeand love. A blessed Christmas to you!

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas have a great new year !Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .enjoy your holidays!
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