Funny Text Messages » christmas text jokes http://www.textjokesdaily.com free sms jokes Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:42:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Christmas Text Jokes http://www.textjokesdaily.com/christmas-text-jokes/49/ http://www.textjokesdaily.com/christmas-text-jokes/49/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:55:23 +0000 admin http://www.textjokesdaily.com/?p=49 How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail!

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don’t know if they’re celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas!

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