Funny Text Messages » christmas text funny http://www.textjokesdaily.com free sms jokes Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:42:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Funny Christmas Text Messages http://www.textjokesdaily.com/funny-christmas-text-messages/51/ http://www.textjokesdaily.com/funny-christmas-text-messages/51/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:58:16 +0000 admin http://www.textjokesdaily.com/?p=51 What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !

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