How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas!
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas!
Christmas is the season of love and share so here’s a list of lovely messages that you can share to your love ones.
Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
It was his bat.
What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you.””
Of all the friends I’ve ever met. Your the one I won’t forget. And if I die before you do, I’ll go to heaven and wait for you.