Dirty Text Message Jokes
November 5th, 2010I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Of all the babes your my selection.please don’t give me a rejection.my teeth are clean for your inspection so give my mouth a tongue injection!
Viagra now available in eye drops, you don’t get an erection but you look hard!
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm……NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!