Naughty Text Messages
Little Girl:”Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a p3nis like a peanut”
Mommy:”u mean its small?”
Little Girl:”No its salty”
A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.
do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
Its not the length, its not the size, its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but how often u can make it spit!
Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me…but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down,
can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
