Naughty Text Messages 2

sky is very high,
but that is blue,
I am missing sombody,
that is you.

DON’T LOVE A FRIEND LIKE A FLOWER,
BECAUSE A FLOWER DIES IN SEASON.
LOVE THEM LIKE RIVER, BESAUSE A RIVER FLOWS
FOREVER….HAVE A NICE DAY

He came to me one nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
and had his fill
wen satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
F IN MOSQUITO
yoU Dirty Mind

Which part of mans body has no bone, full of veins, pumps liquid, and responsible for making love?
Answer: HEART, but I love the way you think.

If you’re hurt, cheer up! Don’t just cry on the side it wouldn’t help you! Instead, go on with you’re life!
Remember?! You were once the strongest sperm of your dad.

Six parts of men that is useless:
Adam’s apple that cannot eaten, two nipples with out milk, two eggs you cannot fry, and a bird that cannot fly!

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