Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Algy !
Algy who !
Algy-bra !

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won’t.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
See? You’ve forgotten me already!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who!

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Broccoli.
Broccoli Who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes me, whois you?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Summer
Summer who?
Summer here and some are there

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Cook !
Cook who ?
Cuckoo yourself, I don’t come here to be insulted !

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