Kids Jokes
Q: What is a baby’s motto
A: If at first you don’t succeed cry cry again!
Q: Why did the cook get arrested?
A: Because he beat up an egg.
This guy went to school and he asked
“May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, ” no not unless you say your abc’s.”
The guy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
The teacher asked “Where’s the p?
He replied, ” running down my leg!”
What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of your car?
Mooo-ve over.
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!
Q: What object is king of the classroom?
A: The ruler!
Q: What happened when the wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution!
Girl: What did you get that little medal for?
Boy: For singing
Girl: What did you get the big one for?
Boy: For stopping!
Why do ducks watch the news?
To get the feather forecast.
What do you call shoes made from banana skin?
Slippers!
What starts with E, ends with E but usually has one letter?
An envelope.
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
What is the difference between a train and a teacher?
The teacher goes, “Spit that bubble gum out!” and the train goes, “Choo, choo.” (Chew, chew.)
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
Comments