Justin Bieber Jokes
Justin Bieber used to be a Dog trainer. All he had to do was sing and any dog within a 34 mile radius would come flying.
In an interview with MTV News, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe said that when he heard Justin Bieber sing for the first time, he thought he was a woman. That’s ridiculous. Justin Bieber is not a woman. He’s a girl.
Q: How does Justin Beiber remove a used condom?
A. He farts.
I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.
Michelle Obama has been picked as the world’s most powerful woman by Forbes. Coming in a close second place: Justin Bieber.
Student:Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No!
Student: I’M ON MY PERIOD!!!!!!
Teacher:Shut up Justin!!!
421+ million people have watched the song “Baby” on YouTube. I’m proud to say that I’m NOT one of them!!
Justin: “I want that to buy that” *points to doll of himself*
Usher: Why?
Justin: “Because I like to play with myself”.
Justin Bieber’s mother is suing doctors for falsely informing her that she had a baby boy when Justin Bieber was born.
Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices.
Did you know that Justin Bieber is in the hospital ?
No, Why ?
He fell off of a ladder trying to reach puberty.
