Funny text messages to send to a girl

funny text messages to send to a girl
her: no why would i be? of what?”
you: “of running trough my mine 24/7
You: knock knock
Girl: who’s there?
You: i like
Girl: i like who?
You: i like YOU:)
your cute, i’m cute, why don’t we join forces and fight crime sometime!
There are 12 months in a year…30 days in a month…7 days a week…24 hours in a day…60 minutes in an hour…but only ONE like u in a life time.
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, somebody already told her twice.





