Funny Text Messages to Forward
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass,
she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!
YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means
C – Causing U – Un-necessary T – Trouble E – Everywhere
Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little,
Do More, Demand Less,
Smile Often, Dream Big,
Laugh a Lot, Pray Always,
Cry Once for missing me everyday.
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
4 Stages of marriage:
Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.
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