Funny Racist Jokes
- Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
- A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
- Warden.
- There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
- Nethier, the cop is.
- What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
- They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
- What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
- The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
- How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
- Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
- He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy.
- I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat:
- In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet!
- In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
- How do you save a nigger from drowning?
- You take your foot of his head!
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