Flirty Text Messages

I am going to bed right now, you want to keep texting or do you want to switch it up…I am not tired.

I know you’re busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Me.

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

If I could re arrange the alphabet I would put u and i together.

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Call me if you don’t know what to wear.

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you’re worth that sacrafice!

My heart problem has reached a critical stage.
That doctor says: There r only 2 options left‚¦
ICU
Or
U C Me.

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