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		<title>Flirty Text Messages</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am going to bed right now, you want to keep texting or do you want to switch it up&#8230;I am not tired. I know you&#8217;re busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Me. I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tagalog jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ang tawag ng tambalan Boy Gwapo + Girl Ganda = Nagmamahalan Boy Gwapo + Girl Panget = Pinikot! Boy Panget + Girl Ganda = Tinutukan! Boy Panget + Girl Pangit = Pasensyahan &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Bata ka pa mahal MATRONA: Sa palagay mo, mahal, ilang taon na ako? BINATA : Kung titignan ka ng naka sideview, 18 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Text Messages to Forward</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power. Girl announced her engagement to her father. Father: Does this fellow has any money? Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.textjokesdaily.com/funny-text-messages-to-forward/124/</link>
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		<title>Dirty Text Messages 5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just though you ought to know&#8230;Your body makes me putty in your arms! I&#8217;m home all by myself&#8230;Going crazy&#8230;Thinking about you. A short thing, its get longer as u hold it pass between woman’s breast &#38; enters into a small hole What is it? Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind A young girl after her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Text Messages 5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How can you tell when a politician is lying to you? When his lips move! When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! Be nice to your children. They choose your nursing home. I&#8217;ve written a poem for you: twinkle twinkle little star, you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.textjokesdaily.com/funny-text-messages-5/119/</link>
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