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		<title>Blonde Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs. Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree? A: The Branch Manager. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&#38;M [...]


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		<title>Funny Racist Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? - A pizza doesn&#8217;t scream when you put it in the oven. - There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? - Warden. - There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? - [...]


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		<title>Easter Sunday Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? A. Two points, just like anyone else. Q. What&#8217;s invisible and smells like carrots? A. The Ether Bunny Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A. He doesn&#8217;t want the other bunnies to know tht he was fooling around with the chickens. [...]


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		<title>Summer Jokes and Summer Quotes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Summer Jokes Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer&#8217;s day? A: I&#8217;m bacon! &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; On a cheerful summer holiday weekend a man walks into the butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying &#8220;Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per pound.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m having a cookout this weekend,&#8221; the man [...]


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		<title>Funny Christmas Text Messages</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas? Cancer. Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping! What do wild animals sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way! What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it [...]


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