Dirty Text Messages 5
Just though you ought to know…Your body makes me putty in your arms!
I’m home all by myself…Going crazy…Thinking about you.
A short thing, its get longer as u hold it
pass between woman’s breast & enters into a small hole
What is it?
Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened? She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
