Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

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What’s the difference between your job and your wife?
Your job still sucks after five years!

A boy asked his mom where do babies come from and the mom said the stork,
then the boy said who has s*x with the stork?

A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off & says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?
So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these!

Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.
Now move it left and right.
Well done!
Uve now completed Christopher Reeves workout video!!

Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
how often u can make it spit!

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