Dirty SMS Jokes

Dirty SMS Jokes

Dirty SMS Jokes

Dirty SMS Jokes

Sky is blue, Pickles are green, I love ur legs & whats in between!

Man:y did u make women so beautiful?
God: So that you will love them.
Man:But why did U make them so dumb?
God:So that they will love U.

Why Do Men Wear Underwear?
A: As per Air Force Act 1957 ALL types of missiles should be hidden DURING peace time…

Medical Entrance exam question: Fill d missing blanks:
If a lady passing by the road faints suddenly, we should check her P U _ S _ .
Only a few intelligent students like me wrote “PULSE”

A woman recently changed her facebook status to “I’ve got my period!”
20 Guys “Liked” it.
30 guys said “Thank God!”

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