Dirty SMS Jokes

Dirty SMS Jokes
Man:y did u make women so beautiful?
God: So that you will love them.
Man:But why did U make them so dumb?
God:So that they will love U.
Why Do Men Wear Underwear?
A: As per Air Force Act 1957 ALL types of missiles should be hidden DURING peace time…
Medical Entrance exam question: Fill d missing blanks:
If a lady passing by the road faints suddenly, we should check her P U _ S _ .
Only a few intelligent students like me wrote “PULSE”
A woman recently changed her facebook status to “I’ve got my period!”
20 Guys “Liked” it.
30 guys said “Thank God!”





