Cute funny text messages
“If you’re going to work here young man, ” said the boss, “the number two thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm.” “Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?” “Oh, yes, sir.” responded the young man. “And another thing the number one thing we are very keen on is truthfulness. There is no mat.” said the boss.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears…
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
If you jogged backward … would you gain weight?
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
- The dog, He’ll shut up once you let him in.
Q. Why don’t guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
