Man runs home and shouts:
“Pack your Bag Honey!
I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary.”
Wife: “Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?”
Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost…
Q: What is the similarity
between SEX and SHOPPING?
A: MAN can not hold both
for more than 5 minutes.
A Guy picks up a girl 4
the date, Why are u wearing
ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that
I wouldn’t let you touch me
below my belt.
What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i laf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i laf again
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams……
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too…
Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? …Okay, then can we just practice?
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks your an asshole…
If you wanna be a hippie, put you flower in your pipi…
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!