Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Man runs home and shouts:
“Pack your Bag Honey!
I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary.”
Wife: “Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?”
Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost…
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din’t wear any of them.
Roses R red, Pickeles R green, Open ur legs, I’ll lick U clean.
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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
