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[6 Oct 2009 | No Comment | ]

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s s3xual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

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[3 Oct 2009 | No Comment | ]

Caught Sleeping Together
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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[29 Aug 2009 | No Comment | ]

A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.

Dirty Texts, SMS Jokes »

[15 Jul 2009 | No Comment | ]

Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

SMS Jokes »

[8 Jul 2009 | No Comment | ]

Man runs home and shouts:
“Pack your Bag Honey!
I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary.”
Wife: “Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?”
Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost…