When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s s3xual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
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Caught Sleeping Together
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
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A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.
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Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Man runs home and shouts:
“Pack your Bag Honey!
I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary.”
Wife: “Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?”
Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost…
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