Funny Quotes
Friday, October 9th, 2009“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you.””
“It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.”
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.