What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang.

Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
They would only let him be BAT boy!

Why didn’t Dracula get married?
He never met a nice Ghoul!

What does a vampire fear most?
Tooth decay

What is Transylvania?
Dracula’s terror-tory

Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula

What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A blood vessel

Where did the vampire open his savings account?
At a blood bank

Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.

Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle!

What do witches use on their hair?
Scare spray

Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away

What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand witch.

What did the bat say to the witch’s hat?
You go on ahead. I’ll hang around for a while.

What does the Coven’s softball team do on Halloween?
They practice pitchcraft.

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

What’s a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.

What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos

Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office

Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to “THE OTHER SIDE”

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin’ Goblin.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He’s mist

What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
A bunch of boo-boos.

What’s a ghoul’s favorite game?
Hide-And-Go-Shriek!

Why did the ghost starch her sheet?
She wanted everyone to be scared stiff.

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