“If you’re going to work here young man, ” said the boss, “the number two thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm.” “Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?” “Oh, yes, sir.” responded the young man. “And another thing the number one [...]

you: “hey aren’t you tierd?” her: no why would i be? of what?” you: “of running trough my mine 24/7 You: knock knock Girl: who’s there? You: i like Girl: i like who? You: i like YOU:) your cute, i’m cute, why don’t we join forces and fight crime sometime! There are 12 months in [...]

no matter where life takes you promise we’ll always be friends. send this to ten great friends including me or you’ll lose the one you love. send me the 4th picture in your phone, no matter how funny,naughty,or crazy it is. Send this to everyone in your phone, and see all the crazy pics you [...]

my buddy: I wasn’t THAT drunk. me: dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single… officer: how high are you? me: no officer, it’s hi how are you I have a drinking problem…I don’t have any money! An amnesiac walks into a tavern and asks the bartender, “Do I come here often?” They say [...]

A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power. Girl announced her engagement to her father. Father: Does this fellow has any money? Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what [...]

How can you tell when a politician is lying to you? When his lips move! When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! Be nice to your children. They choose your nursing home. I’ve written a poem for you: twinkle twinkle little star, you [...]