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Funny Christmas Text Messages

admin — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:58:16 +0000

What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !

Christmas Text Jokes

admin — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:55:23 +0000

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail!

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don’t know if they’re celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas!

Christmas Text Messages

admin — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:33:57 +0000

Christmas is the season of love and share so here’s a list of lovely messages that you can share to your love ones.

Wen a big, fat, hairy man comes in ur room at nyht and put you in a bag, dont be afraid! Ive told Santa i want you for Christmas!

A blessed Christmas to you! A silent night,a star above,a blessed gift of hopeand love. A blessed Christmas to you!

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas have a great new year !Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .enjoy your holidays!

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your Christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas..

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

May your days be bright, and your heart be light! May this glorious day of our Savior’s birth resound with hope and peace on earth!Merry Christmas!

New is the year, new r the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling christmas and happy new year

If I were a cabbage, I’d split myself in 2, My leaves I’d give to all my friends but my Heart I’d save 4 u! Merry Christmas!!!

A morning smile will recharge you with tireless energy to go through the way. Let GOD’s providence be a reminder that HE prepared the best for you today. Merry Christmas!!!!