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Funny Christmas Text Messages

What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

Christmas Text Jokes

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas!

Christmas Text Messages

Christmas is the season of love and share so here’s a list of lovely messages that you can share to your love ones.