Blonde Jokes
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes!
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: I wonder if it’s mine!
Q. Why can’t blondes make Kool-Aid?
A. Because they can’t figure out how to fit 2 quarts of water into that little package.
Q: How do you make a blonde’s eye twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A: Wow! Donut seeds!
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: She was bobbing for french fries.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Type “please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper.
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