Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What’s brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who’s been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn’t find the recipe.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a bottle of beer?
A: The beer won’t get jealous when you have another!
Q: What’s the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A: The rooster says “cock-a-doodle-doo!”, and the blonde says, “Any cock’ll do!”
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: It kept falling out!
Q: Why does a blonde drive a BMW?
A: Cuz she can spell it…
Q: Why didn’t the blonde change her babys diaper for a month?
A: Because the package said good for up to one month.