Archive for July, 2009

Naughty Text Messages 2

sky is very high,
but that is blue,
I am missing sombody,
that is you.

DON’T LOVE A FRIEND LIKE A FLOWER,
BECAUSE A FLOWER DIES IN SEASON.
LOVE THEM LIKE RIVER, BESAUSE A RIVER FLOWS
FOREVER….HAVE A NICE DAY

Dirty Text Messages

Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Free Funny SMS

Man runs home and shouts:
“Pack your Bag Honey!
I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary.”
Wife: “Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?”
Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost…