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Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
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What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.
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