Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager.
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- Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
- A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
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Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else.

Q. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny
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Summer Jokes
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon!

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What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
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