What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
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How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas!
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Christmas is the season of love and share so here’s a list of lovely messages that you can share to your love ones.
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Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
It was his bat.

What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang.
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“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you.””
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